Slick Rick

As part of the Red Bull Music Academy World Tour 2011, five hip-hop legends – each representing one of the five boroughs of New York, the birthplace of hip-hop – took to the couch over five days, discussing five legendary albums. In this session, the Bronx’s Slick Rick talked about his inspirations, playing characters on record, and making his seminal album The Great Adventures Of Slick Rick.

Hosted by Jeff “Chairman” Mao Audio Only Version Transcript:

Jeff “Chairman” Mao

Ladies and gentlemen, won’t you please join me in welcoming the one and only Slick Rick.

[applause]

Slick Rick

Check, check.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

How’re you doing today, sir?

Slick Rick

I’m all right, Jeff. What’s up?

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

It’s a great honor to have you here in the Bronx, where I do believe it’s said the people are fresh.

Slick Rick

Yeah. OK, all right.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Tell me what the Bronx means to you. You were not born in the Bronx, however, this has been your home for some time.

Slick Rick

The Bronx is like, the birthplace of hip hop, it’s a multicultural place. A lot of Latins, mixed with blacks, you know what I mean, and we just had fun. Breakdancing, doing our thing, growing up. Hip hop became a toy for us, instead of graffiti and all the rest of that stuff. So, we just worked it to where it is now. I mean, it’s a cultural thing.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

What’s your first memories of encountering hip hop as a kid living here, moving here from England?

Slick Rick

I guess it was the big boomboxes, the older brothers that had the big boomboxes, and they would be playing breakbeat records, “Daisy Lady,” “Impeach The President,” and whatever was happening before mixing and like that. On the back of the trains, and stuff like that. And it was just very stimulating, it was like meat and potatoes. So pretty much it was like taking wack records and taking the meat and potatoes and then keeping it moving like that, and then rapping on top of it. There used to be a group called Daisy Ladies, I remember them, they used to be hot, ‘cause females, you know, the whole tomboy look was hot back then. Everything was flavor, you know? So, if you’re in a small community, where you have little options, you get to drawing on the walls, doing little things with your body to make yourself different from everybody else or whatever, your raps, whatever’s clever. So, it was a fun time for us, yeah.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Where’d you grow up in this area?

Slick Rick

I grew up, 233rd Street, 241st Street, it’s a little further up, all the way in the north, but I used to play around here, ‘cause it’s more stimulating, you know? [laughs]

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Now, you’ve obviously inspired many people to pick up the mic and become MCs. Who were some of the people who inspired you back then?

Slick Rick

The Cold Crush Brothers inspired me the most, ‘cause they had good routines, and they picked good records to rap on. They pretty much come from the Bronx, so they did their things in the schoolyard, so it’s all free, so we’d get to see a lot of stuff or hear a lot of stuff loud, which is also very stimulating. You hear the whole thing real loud in the streets. It was a lot of fun. So, Cold Crush Brothers I’d have to say was one. I’d have to say Busy Bee was one, you know, with his “Bah-diddy-bah-do-bang-do-bang.” And that was pretty much it for me, for the Bronx.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Perfect that you should mention those guys, because anybody that studies music and knows the history and knows your catalogue can sort of see some of that influence, from, say, a Cold Crush, and their singing routines, or Busy Bee or Grandmaster Caz, with his storytelling. Now, you know him for storytelling, for a lot of us, hip hop storytelling is divided between before Slick Rick and after. So, how did that develop for you, the signature sort of style of yours?

Slick Rick

Well, when I was going to high school, English was probably my favourite subject, so you know, you study essays, how you write an essay. You have your beginning, then you have your body and your end, like “Teacher, Teacher.” So that’s pretty much what rap was, it was like three verses, story-style. You start with a beginning, what you’re going to talk about, then you get the body is what the, you know, the whole thing, and then the end is, even “The Message,” Melle Mel’s “Don’t push me ‘cause I’m close to the edge,” or whatever. You know which one I’m talking about. So, pretty much it was like an essay. I write like essays, stories, mostly positive endings or whatever the case like that. That’s pretty much my style, like that. And humor. Throw in some humor, you know, kids, you know how it goes.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Always humor, yeah. Tell us a little bit about the Kangol crew, for those who may not be aware of who those folks are and how that crew formed.

Slick Rick

The Kangol crew was basically a high school group, Dana Dane was one of the members. We didn’t have turntables and mixers, none of that stuff. We was poor. So, we just banged on the desk and made up cute routines and vibed with the whole school with our routines. We went to music and art, multicultural school, you know? And then we used to wear the hat, Kangol, because Kangol was part of the fashion of the game. Anything to make you, anything to sell yourself, you know, sexy, whatever. So we had the Kangol’s and the suit jackets and we used to just play around like that. Then when we got famous we took it to the TVs.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Now, was Dana Dane rhyming the way he’s known to be rhyming, I mean that seems like you’re an influence on him, because he’s from Brooklyn originally, right?

Slick Rick

Yeah, Dana’s from Fort Greene. Dana didn’t use to rap like that, it was the industry that pushed him to sound like something that sells already. They said, “If this sells, then you should sound similar, with an English accent.” So, he did what he had to do to get his foot in the door. Whatever’s clever like that.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

What was the first reaction from folks when you started rhyming back then, even before records, with your voice sounding the way it sounds, so unique.

Slick Rick

Well, before I had a high-pitched voice like a girl, because the voice didn’t change yet, so nobody wasn’t checking for a kid like that. It was like, it’s cute, whatever, but as you grew, after high school and the accent, the maturity in the voice came out with the English accent or whatever’s clever, it all worked together like that, you know?

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Yeah, I mean, exactly what you mentioned. I’m thinking, early ’80s, it’s more like the old school flow, like [Grandmaster] Flash and them. And then, like ’83, we get to a more aggressive style. But you were able to find your place. What was the turning point, you think?

Slick Rick

I think it was more stories and humour and knowing how to pick the right records to rap on, and fashion, you know, you gotta have the fashion mastered. Like I said, the Kangols, the Clark Wallabees. Before the Clark Wallabees and Kangol’s, it was Adidas and Pumas and um, Pro Keds. Mock necks, silver medallions and stuff like that, and then the Bronx moved on, or really Brooklyn too, with the Jamaican, the Clark Wallabees, and the whole suit pants and the slacks and the shirt, it was just a mature look, so it looked good on a young person, ‘cause you know, you look better when you’re young trying to look old than when you’re old trying to look old. So, it looked slick to see a young kid wearing shoes and slacks and dress shirts with a little stylish piece of jewelry here and there and a little Kangol, and a little glasses to sell yourself.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

You rocking the sunglasses back then?

Slick Rick

I used to wear like a contact lens, anything that camouflaged the eyes, ‘cause the eyes is kind of messed up, and I was wearing Ray-Ban’s for a while. Then after I while I just said, “I’m just gonna wear the patch.” And then the patch seems to have caught on. So, I just stuck with the patch. Sometimes I wear the glasses, but most people prefer the patch.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

How did you meet Doug E Fresh?

Slick Rick

I met Doug E Fresh at 170th Street on Jerome Avenue, at this rap battle they was having over there. They used to have these rap contests in the Bronx, where they would get all the people together to see who was the best, and whoever win gets $1500, and a little recognition. Doug was already established, so he was one of the judges, so me and this other kid from my school named John Porterfield, he died, God bless him, he was in the contest and I just went to play around. He invited me on stage with him and we just did our thing, know what I mean, Cold Crush did that thing, too, man. So, we did our thing and we got recognition, and Doug E said, “Yo, we should do something together.” I was impressed with him long before that, but wasn’t paying no attention. Like I said, he was already established, he had records, so he would go and perform, and do his little thing.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Right. He had records on Enjoy, I think, at that time already, right, “Human Beat Box” and “Just Having Fun” and stuff like that.

Slick Rick

Yeah, right.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Do you remember what you kicked that day that impressed Doug E.?

Slick Rick

Ooh, not really. It might have been a piece of “La Di Da Di” or something like that. I can’t recall too clearly, but whatever it was, it made an impression.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

So, once you guys formed together Get Fresh Crew, just tell us a little bit about how that came together, leading up to the single you guys recorded.

Slick Rick

Well, Doug used to carry me around with him, when he was doing his shows, highlight me or something on the show, like he does with Lil Vicious and stuff. So, I would just come out and do my little “La Di Da Di” or whatever, some small routine that made the crowd… first they would look at you like, “Skinny nerd trying to get put on,” but then when you kicked the humor and they got to laughing and enjoying themselves, it sold itself. So, it’s like, “Yeah, it’s an asset.” I became an asset to Doug’s show, you know? Yeah.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

How long was “La Di Da Di” the first routine that kinda became a signature thing for you guys, or was there something else you guys worked on?

Slick Rick

Yeah, we did other things, like, other little routines, but it was pretty much “La Di Da Di” and “The Show”, you know what I mean, so “La Di Da Di” went around, before it became a record it was already a mixtape, it was all over the place, which surprised both of us, because it was just like a record that wasn’t out but everybody had it on a cassette, you know what I mean, from going to his shows.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Just from a live recording, right?

Slick Rick

Right. And then, I guess once his label saw the popularity of this cassette all over the streets, they decided to make it into a record, which turned it global.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Now, “The Show” and “La Di Da Di,” two huge, classic hip hop singles. How was that experience for you? I mean, you went basically from this, what you said, a skinny kid, people looking at you funny, like, “Who is this guy?” All of a sudden, you’re internationally known.

Slick Rick

Well, like I said, back then it was a hard rock thing. You had to be able to shake or move in the hood. You know, slim guys, you don’t get much respect unless you’re packing, you know, no disrespect or nothing. So, you know how that goes. So, it was a nice experience, you know what I mean? I used to work at Lehman Brothers, and places like that downtown, as a mail clerk. So, once Doug E put me on, the difference in the finance... I used to make like $520 a month! And that’s working every day, too. Five days a week. After taxes, $260 every two weeks, and my rent was $350. So, you can figure out, 520 minus 350 leaves how much for food and tokens, and floss and fun, and whatever? Old English or whatever, you know what I’m saying?

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Tough to make that stretch. I always like to ask people what it’s like when they had their day jobs, like before they blew up. Was there any cross overlap between when you were still at Lehman Brothers and when the record was coming out and all the buzz was starting to grow?

Slick Rick

Yeah, well, I was still working when the record was taking off, so it got to the point where it was like, “You gotta leave now, kid,” you know what I’m saying? It’s a wrap, because $260 compared, at first I was getting like $300 just to perform with the kid, and that was like, I’m doing $260 every two weeks, after taxes, and eventually, when it just kept going and going, Madison Square Garden-type tip, it was like, doesn’t make sense to stay at your job, when you know you could be getting $300 a show, whatever.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

What would you say is the apex, the high point, for you and Doug E and that original Get Fresh Crew team? What experience, what moment?

Slick Rick

The highlight, I guess, would be travelling overseas. We went to England, to the BBC, to what they have over there, their Soul Train. We went to Holland and different places. So, it was big like that for us, you know what I mean, so it was a big experience to go across seas, to other countries. See, I’m from England, so to go back to England, like that, you know what I’m trying to say, is a big thing.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Did you see family when you were over there?

Slick Rick

Yeah, I saw a bit of family when I was over there. I mean, they don’t remember me, I was 11-years-old when I left. I mean, they know me because they know my parents, know what I’m saying, whatever’s clever, we grew up a little something. But now I’m like 19, so I guess that’s like eight years later, you know how it go, but we still had some family ties. I went back to where I used to live, just to see the old buildings, all that kind of good stuff. And, you know, the people treated us like celebrities, for that time.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

And you were how old around this time, then?

Slick Rick

I’m like 19. 19, 20, like that. 19, 20, 21, like that.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

So why did the Get Fresh Crew break up, then? What happened at that point?

Slick Rick

Well, it was a finance thing, you know what I mean? Because, like I said, we was, not to blow up the kid’s spot, you know it’s his ship, so I was an invited guest, and we just had a situation with the finances. Like, if you do a show for, I don’t know, six grand, and you’re only getting 300, you don’t try to say you’re starting to get crazy. You know what I’m trying to say, not to rock the boat or nothing, so I kinda said, “Yo, I kinda need to make moves. I don’t want to destroy your ship.” So whatever’s clever from there.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

So, you leave the Get Fresh Crew, this is around when, maybe, ’86, ’87?

Slick Rick

Yeah, ’87. ’86, ’87.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

And this album we’re here to talk about today comes out in ’88. So, what was happening in those two years, in the interim? Between leaving Get Fresh Crew and releasing [TheGreat Adventures [of Slick Rick].

Slick Rick

Well, between that I was with Def Jam, so it was a new experience for me. I had to make my own album by myself. I had to make the records, I had to make the music, the cuts, like I told you about the essay, the whole layout of things. And I had to make sure that I had tracks that would sell myself, because relying on producers, well, this is my theory, because sometimes you don’t get lucky. A lot of them producers, to make you famous, don’t always work, know what I’m trying to say? So, I had to put my own stuff together and make sure it sounded like a record and from scratch. And then you gotta deal with a lot of politics with people needing to produce they records. I don’t think they should have put out “Teenage Love” first. I think they should have put out “Children’s Story” or “Mona Lisa,” but they put out “Teenage Love” first. That was like trying to kill a n---a career.

[laughter]

You know what I’m saying? [laughs] You got Big Daddy Kane out there, you got Rakim with the nice fast joints.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO:

So, whose idea, who can we blame?

Slick Rick

Well, I’m just saying it was bad. If you own a label where you’re trying to make money, you put out your best foot forward, you know what I mean? Then you can slow down once the cat got recognition or whatever, has built up some fan base or something, you know what I mean? So, but other than that it was just a learning experience. So hey, I made “Children’s Story”, I made “Mona Lisa”, “Hey Young World”, and you know, the rest of them I made, too. But I wasn’t too crazy about the music, except for “Lick The Balls.” [laughs] No disrespect, and so I had to sell myself, you know what I mean? I pushed those records and those are the ones that people remember the most. The other ones, they were OK, but the public don’t really remember the other ones as much as they remember the ones that I made myself.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Well, we’re gonna go through these records, so maybe we can do that now. We go track by track, if that’s cool. All right? We’re gonna play a little piece of each one of the songs of The Great Adventures of Slick Rick. First track we gonna hear a little something from.

Slick Rick – “Treat Her Like a Prostitute”

(music: Slick Rick – “Treat Her Like a Prostitute” / applause)

Slick Rick

All right.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

All right, the song starts, “Here’s an oldie but goodie,” so what’s the history of that? Where did that come from?

Slick Rick

I guess that was a humorous thing I used to do with Doug E., before we made records. It was just something to make the crowd laugh, you know what I mean, pretty much like that. And basically, that’s pretty much how I was playing around back then. To make the people laugh, you know what I mean? It wasn’t no disrespect to women, ladies and all that stuff, don’t take it personal, but it was just something humorous, to humor people, you know what I mean. And stories to go beside it too, to make you reflect on why the person feels so negative towards the situation. Humor and a cute story and there it is, you know what I mean?

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

If I remember correctly, is there like a mix that’s like a beatbox mix, on the 12?

Slick Rick

That was Doug E. Fresh.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Beatbox, yeah.

Slick Rick

That was probably a cassette, long time ago, yeah.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Now, you did the production on this track?

Slick Rick

Did I? No, I don’t think I did, no.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

OK. It’s funny also, I think people remember you did this song in Tougher Than Leather, a film at the time.

Slick Rick

Yeah. See what I mean about selling yourself? They took it and ran with it, and I got in their movie, so whatever’s clever.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

What are your sort of comedic influences as well, though, because these storylines are so classic. They’re funny, but they’re raw. Did you listen to comedy records or anything like that back in the day?

Slick Rick

I did listen to comedy records, but it didn’t really inspire me to do it. I was really just being myself. I think that’s just my nature. If you study like Cinderella and the Seven Dwarves, you’ve got one happy, one grumpy, one sad one, Doc, and I think I fell into the happy, you know what I mean? And that’s how humans are for real, too. There’s some people that are like happy all the time and there’s some people that are grumpy all the time, they can’t help it, or whatever’s clever, you know what I mean? And there’s some people that are like Doc, always want to give you advice. No disrespect, Fab. I think I fell in the category of happy, so I just gave off a happy ambience.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Yeah. I think it’s funny too because there’s one part in this song where you use unique words as well, in your songs. There’s this one part, I can’t remember which part it is, but it’s like the husband and the wife. It says, “He calls you Twinkles and she calls you Rover.” [laughs]

Slick Rick

Yeah. All right, that was just to make people laugh. Yeah, you got it. Anyway, yeah, that was just a kid growing up, you know what I mean? No disrespect to the faith, it was almost like being Moses before Moses was Moses. Just take a big draw, like treat yourself good. A lot of people keep forgetting the next line is, “Don’t treat nobody well until you’re sure of the scoop.” See, everybody beats you up with the lie, you know, about prostitution or, “Yeah,” you know what I’m saying, but it wasn’t really coming that harsh. It was just coming from a naive kid that looked at life like, “Well, better get mine before I get played the fuck out.” I’m just playing, I’m just playing. [laughs]

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

That said, there is a lot of balance, I think, on this record, which we’ll get to as we go through the songs.

Slick Rick

Yeah.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

OK. Let’s go on to the next track, all right?

Slick Rick

Yeah.

Slick Rick – “The Ruler's Back”

(music: Slick Rick – “The Ruler’s Back”)

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Give some applause. Come on, please.

[applause]

That’s one of my favorite songs you’ve ever done.

Slick Rick

Thank you.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Jam Master Jay produced this record, is that correct?

Slick Rick

Um, no.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

His name is on that record?

Slick Rick

It’s on there, but you know, whatever. No disrespect. God bless the dead, you know?

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

What do you think when you hear this now? What was going through your mind when you were creating this?

Slick Rick

Just having fun, you know what I mean? Like I said, this is between when I left Doug E. and the Get Fresh Crew and I was on Def Jam, they were taking forever to put out a single. I don’t know they were taking so long, you know what I mean, so I went and snuck to Red Alert and I gave him a cassette. I said, “Red, play this cassette, because I don’t know if they’re sleeping or if it’s just put a n---er on the shelf shit.” No, but, “Play this and see what the public say,” you know what I mean? Red Alert played it and the public liked it and then I guess they finally stopped playing games and took everything off the shelf, you know what I’m saying? Whatever’s clever from there, yeah. I gave it to Red Alert. Red Alert put it out on the street as a cassette, because it was just a cassette. I gave it to him directly, because Red Alert was like [Funkmaster] Flex is today. He ran the radio back then, you know what I mean, so he was a good guy. I gave him the record, he played it for me, and then the public liked it. I think I fed that Slick Rick hunger, or whatever’s clever, you know what I mean? It is kind of boring and slow with the sound now.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

It doesn’t sound boring and slow at all.

Slick Rick

Yeah. Depends on what speed you put it on. [laughs]

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

It’s funny because in the production on this record, it has that shuffle, which is kind of a continuation of like “The Show” in a way. Was that a conscious sort of thing, to try to keep that thread?

Slick Rick

Not really, it just worked, you know what I mean? It’s like, if you find the shaker and the shaker works and you can use it again, you use it again. If it don’t, then it don’t, you know what I mean? It was pretty much “Impeach the President” played by instruments, you know what I mean? “Impeach the President” was an old breakbeat record, so old beat records always worked. If you listen to most hip hop records today, you’ll see that the blueprint is like the drum pattern of an old breakbeat record pretty much. As another jewel, you just follow the pattern that already works. Like Missy [Elliott]’s flow and Timbaland, their style is like a “Children’s Story,” “The Show” sample. [beatboxes drum pattern] That works for Missy, you know what I mean? Timbaland, if you really listen to a lot of Timbaland tracks, that is the bloop, the bottom drum pattern, and then you decorate it, you redecorate it, any old which way you want, you know what I mean? And it works, so whatever’s clever.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

I think one of the things lyrically that stands out to me, that’s on full display on this record is your style being so unique for the time. It’s like you said, there’s a sort of thing in hip hop where everybody’s super aggro or whatever. You diss people on this record subliminally, but you do it in a way that’s so, ‘I’m just gonna do this, but I’m not gonna act like it’s really a diss.’ You know what I’m saying? Would you say that’s accurate?

Slick Rick

Well, my style was never really battling, you know what I mean, that was pushed upon me. I was just a happy little humorous rapper, and all these angry motherfuckers start coming at n---as with their angry shit, you know what I’m saying? So, like, pushing confrontational situations in front of you, so that’s why I say, like, I’m not the type that disrespects just to earn respect, but I can’t get conquered in my style of rapping, you know, whatever’s clever. You know, just gently doing my little, whatever you call it, wise as an owl, soft as a dove-thing. It’s really like that, they’re not gonna stop, they just keep coming. So, you make your mark and then you try to give yourself some space in between all the ruckus, and if you’re able to make space for yourself then you’re fine.

Slick Rick – “Children’s Story”

(music: Slick Rick – “Children’s Story” / applause)

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

“Once upon a time not long ago, when people wore pajamas and lived life slow,” all right? Where did that come from, first of all?

Slick Rick

It’s like a bedtime story, so if you’re talking to little kids, you’re visioning like you’re talking to little kids. So you’re telling them that once was a time not long ago where they had pajamas on like you got on right now, and lived life slow, you know what I mean? Whatever’s clever like that.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

The details in this story are the things, obviously, “Dave the dope fiend, shootin’ dope,” everyone knows these parts to this song. Where do the details come from when you’re trying to put together a narrative?

Slick Rick

I guess it’s imagination, mixed with your reality, your ambience, your radar or whatever, you know what I mean? At the time, heroin was on its way out, it wasn’t totally out, but it was on its way out, you know what I mean? We just basically saw a couple of cats with the big hands, you know what I mean, and 125th Street by the train station because it was like a methadone clinic or whatever, you know what I mean? You see the fat hand cats, you know what I mean, and the nodding and stuff, you know what I mean? You watch the movies from that time, from the late ’70s, and you see the whole ghetto ambience, so you just incorporate it to make the story a little richer or realistic or whatever.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

If it was your choice, this would have been the first single, the first song released?

Slick Rick

Yeah, it would have been the first. That or “Mona Lisa.”

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

It wound up doing OK?

Slick Rick:

Yeah. It’s doing OK, yeah.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

OK, let’s keep going.

Slick Rick – “The Moment I Feared”

(music: Slick Rick – “The Moment I Feared” / applause)

Slick Rick

All right.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

All right, this is a lot of people’s, one of their favorite songs off of this record.

Slick Rick

OK.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

I think for the fans who maybe go beyond just the radio hits or the very popular club songs, you know what I’m saying?

Slick Rick

OK, all right.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

But this story goes everywhere. It goes from what you were talking about as far as like somebody being picked on, it goes to the day from back then, Latin Quarter, seeing Boogie Down performing, to all kinds of other wild stuff. The episode with the girl, what did they find in the boyfriend’s fridge or freezer or whatnot, and then the end, which is crazy. How did this come together this way?

Slick Rick

Once again, imagination and stories you hear from other people. You know how kids are, we tell fantastic stories of what we saw or what we did, or somebody with a crazy reputation, so you just incorporate it all into a story and make it seem dramatic and realistic. We was just kids at the time. We don’t know nothing about no big drug dealers owning and having nice cars and pretty girls and blow in the freezers. Not heads in the freezers, blow in the freezers, you know what I’m saying? We’d just use our imagination and make the story drastic for our environment. Our environment doesn’t really get portrayed too greatly on TV and different places, you see what I’m saying? Especially now. It’s like a modern day Shaft or a modern day Across 110th Street. Like that, you know what I mean? It’s not really a movie, but you could vision it like a movie, you know what I mean? Pretty much like if you was to take that song and turn it into a movie, it would have been a pretty good movie too, you know what I’m saying? It’s just imagination and the whole shebang, yeah.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

The other thing about it is where the song ends, and if you don’t know, go back and listen to it later. It’s pretty raw, how it ends, and yet I don’t think a lot of artists at the time would have gone there with the narrative, you know what I mean? They wouldn’t have been that courageous or daring or inventive to think of that. It’s humorous, but it’s also telling a moral too.

Slick Rick

Yeah. Like I said before, a lot of brothers was into battling, you know what I mean, so when I was doing my thing, that would be like a distraction. Coming at you like this while that’s not your niche, to battle. Your niche is to tell stories and humor and whatever like that, you know what I mean? I guess everybody has their niche. Some people are great at battling, some people are great at love songs. Some people, their niche is to tell stories with humor or whatever.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Uh uh, OK.

Slick Rick – “Let’s Get Crazy”

(music: Slick Rick – “Let’s Get Crazy”/ applause)

Classic breakbeats in there.

Slick Rick

Yeah. Well, that was just the album filler. That shit’s garbage. I’ll tell you myself. That was an album filler, you know what I mean? What are you going to do?

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Really? There’s no merit in that one at all?

Slick Rick

Nah. The record label said to do it.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

When you’re in a situation like that and they tell you to do this, and you know...

Slick Rick

You’re an outsider looking in, you know what I mean? This is their toy and they tell you this is what they want. It’s like a give and take. You’ve got to give a little, so you give a little.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

That’s what I meant. It’s like how do you navigate that, because it must be tough.

Slick Rick

Yeah. Like I said, if you don’t sell yourself, you know what I’m saying, you rely on A&R and producer and record label opinions, then that’s what you’re going to end up with as your first single.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Right. OK, moving on. We’re going to get into a song.

Slick Rick – “Indian Girl (An Adult Story)”

(music: Slick Rick - “Indian Girl (An Adult Story)” / applause)

Slick Rick

OK.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

It’s very hard not to actually let the songs play all the way through, but in the interest of time. This song, you spoke a little bit about earlier, about “Treat Her Like A Prostitute,” and getting some flak over that. What was the reaction to this song when it came out?

Slick Rick

Nothing, really. It was just like another using your imagination. I guess with children who grow up in that age, cowboys and Indians, whatever’s popular for our age group, you know what I mean? It was just using your imagination and talking about cowboys and Indians, and meeting an Indian girl. You know how kids are, it always leads to sex sooner or later, so there it is.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

It’s funny because I remember years later, coming from the music journalism world and people talking about music and analyzing it and stuff like that, people drawing a parallel between the story in the song and what the pioneers in this country did to Native Americans. [laughs] Did you ever hear that?

Slick Rick

Well, everybody knows the history, like Thanksgiving, but you don’t want to touch on subjects that’s going to get everybody upset, you know what I mean? Just keep it moving like that. Cowboys, Indians, pretty Indian girl with the little feathers, the little outfit, you know what I mean? Whatever’s clever. I didn’t do it. I’m the black guy, remember? [laughs]

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

All right. This was, as we mentioned earlier, the first single from this album, “Teenage Love.”

Slick Rick – “Teenage Love”

(music: Slick Rick – “Teenage Love” / applause)

Slick Rick

Thank you.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Now, the video for this song, you mentioned you had [Big Daddy] Kane in the video. It was like a whole sort of drama that was played out and everything. You were conflicted at the time of releasing this, how do you sort of like go into going through the whole process of putting this out as a lead single? Because it still to me, I understand where you’re coming from, and I think everybody in the room understands, but at the same time it still sounds really good. Maybe not as the first single from that time, coming off of your career with the Get Fresh Crew right into Def Jam, but your thoughts on that.

Slick Rick

I wrote the song. It was a nice song, but like I said, I would have put out “Children’s Story” first, you know what I mean, or “Mona Lisa.” Yeah, it was basically just talking about a love story from a young man’s perspective, you know what I mean? “Don’t hurt me again,” and all that type of stuff, so I was just trying to catch the essence of myself as a youth going through the whole mating experience, you know what I mean? Everybody falls in love and gets their heart broken once, you know what I mean, and then you toughen up and whatever’s clever from there. It was basically a story about going through those type of channels, you know what I mean, and saying, “Don’t hurt me again.” Whatever’s clever like that.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

What was the Bomb Squad’s role in either this or any of the other songs on this album, because they have some production credit here and there.

Slick Rick

What’s the Bomb Squad, now?

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Hank Shocklee, Eric Sadler and those guys.

Slick Rick

I guess at the time they were Public Enemy’s producers, so I guess the record label suggested that we work with the top producers for that day. That’s why you probably see their names around on the album. That’s why they’re there too, yeah.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Any other thoughts on working that process or anything like that, or did you just feel self sufficient, like you could just do your own thing?

Slick Rick

No, I couldn’t do my own thing, you know what I mean? It takes a team. Two heads is better than one. Each one teach one, so that’s pretty much how I viewed things. I guess each one teach one, so you’ve got to work with what you’ve got, you know what I mean, and that’s how that goes, so boom.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Right, OK. I think we all know this one too.

Slick Rick – “Mona Lisa”

(music: Slick Rick – “Mona Lisa” / applause)

Slick Rick

Thanks.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

It’s funny because, even just sitting here playing these songs, “Children’s Story” and this, these are storylines that have no chorus in the middle of them at all. They don’t break up into verses.

Slick Rick

Yeah, sure thing.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

That was pretty unique at the time, or pretty unique now, I’d say, even more so.

Slick Rick

OK.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Two voices. You’re adopting two voices, playing characters. Was this something you were doing from back in the day, from early on, or was it something you developed later?

Slick Rick

It was something I developed after Doug E. Fresh. It was just something fun. It was a nice essence to get from two people passing a mic back and forth, like the Cold Crush Brothers or whoever, so I figured I could play both parts at the same time, you know what I mean? You record one and you rewind it, and then you record the next one answering it. And it just worked.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

How did you wind up doing the voice at the end, where her voice is singing? Is that you?

Slick Rick

Well, you just pretend to be a girl.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Was it pitched up or something? It sounds like you had to do something to your voice.

Slick Rick

No, no, no.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

That’s just you, without any...

Slick Rick

You just change it, like... [sings] Whatever works. Thanks.

[applause]

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

All right. We’re going to move on to “Kit.”

Slick Rick – “Kit (What’s The Scoop)”

(music: Slick Rick – “Kit” (What’s The Scoop) / applause)

For those who may not know, what’s the premise of this song based on?

Slick Rick

It was based on Michael Knight and KITT, the car. I watched the show and I incorporated it into a song. I just pretended that I was Michael Knight and the car, and I was on an adventure. Get kidnapped and the car comes to get me, and the whole Michael Knight thing.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

You never met David Hasselhoff at any point in your career?

Slick Rick

No, no. Never, no.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

No? OK. Just wondered if there was any kind of reaction for that. Again, two voices. The same sort of approach to this, more or less?

Slick Rick

Yeah. It’s like a story, so one person is calling the next person and he responds, and exactly like that.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

I want to get to this, because this is definitely one of everybody’s favorites, “Hey, Young World.”

Slick Rick – “Hey Young World”

(music: Slick Rick – “Hey Young World” / applause)

“Hey Young World” is totally dedicated to a pretty positive message. What was your mindset going into creating this?

Slick Rick

I guess it was just, again, seeing life from my eyes at that age, and you know, me having a job and everything, seeing the mistakes that others may fall into, you know what I mean? So it was just writing a rap from my perspective as a person with a job and a high school diploma, or whatever’s clever. Not to knock nobody else that find it hard to get that high school diploma or because it’s a different struggle, you see what I’m saying? And basically just telling the story like that, don’t blame society, hold your head and all that type of stuff. Not trying to be too rough, you know what I mean, just relate from my point of view in my environment.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

But it’s simple, but it’s you know, so effective. Is there a favorite jewel or line that stands out to you after all these years?

Slick Rick

Oh, I guess it would have to be, “If you smoke crack, your kids will smoke crack tomorrow.” So yeah, stuff like that, you know, whatever’s clever like that.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

And this also has, to me, an interesting vocal arrangement, because like, the background vocals are doing half the rhymes, and then you’re answering them.

Slick Rick

Yeah, I got that from those little squirrels guys, I don’t know what they was called.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Chipmunks?

Slick Rick

Yeah, so I was just pretending to be the chipmunks and that guy, talking back and forth to each other. It didn’t really sound like them, but that’s what I was going with.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

OK. I didn’t realize that, and we learned something, that [Alvin and] the Chipmunks actually had a big influence on “Hey Young World.”

Slick Rick – “Teacher Teacher”

(music: Slick Rick – “Teacher Teacher”)

Slick Rick – “Lick The Balls”

(music: Slick Rick – “Lick The Balls” / applause)

Slick Rick

All right. Thank you.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

You mentioned [“Lick the Balls”] earlier in the conversation, you mentioned this song specifically. What stands out to you about this?

Slick Rick

It was a good track. It was a good track, you know what I mean, so it had electricity. It was stimulating, and it helped me write the rap, you know what I mean? That was good work from the Hank Shocklee crew.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Yeah. You say that like it sounds like you’re not satisfied with a bunch of the other tracks, but how can that be? These are...

Slick Rick

Because I got perception, muthafucker? [laughs] No, I’m just playing. Basically, you can hear the difference. That one has soul, and the other ones ain’t got no soul, so it makes it hard to make them joints work. You don’t have no drive to make them work, so you just do what you’re told. As long as you’ve got like four or five, at least four hits, guaranteed hits, then you’re OK for an album, you know what I mean? That was a good one that Hank Shocklee did. That was the best one they made on the album, so I give them props for that one.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

OK. Just sort of sitting back now, we’re here celebrating this piece of work, this album of yours. After all these years, what do you think? What do you think about this album? It’s a classic album that people revere. It set a bar for storytelling, it set a bar for some of these great party tracks, it set a bar for “Hey Young World,” with certain jewels being dropped in different lyrics. What’s your perspective now, these years later, we’re here talking about this, celebrating it?

Slick Rick

I’m glad that it was made in those days, because the market is pretty tight right now. We’re like the golden age of hip hop, so we’re like the Patti LaBelle and Gladys Knight of hip hop, you know what I mean? We always get a show, you know what I’m saying? Gladys over here, Gladys getting her money in Vegas, you know what I mean? She don’t really got to work no more, you know what I mean? Her joints is from the ’70s, you know what I’m saying? Luckily for us, we made it to the golden age of hip hop, so we could still make a living, you know what I mean, doing shows and stuff like that. I’m glad it’s a classic, a classic album. I appreciate all that stuff. Like I said, the market is very tight right now. It’s very controlled, so it’s hard to open up people’s eyes to the vets’ place in hip hop, you know what I mean? The vets are supposed to run record labels and do certain things that incorporate your culture. No disrespect to nobody, but I can’t be Bruce Lee, so how can I teach you karate, you know what I mean? How can somebody else give you a perspective of what hip hop’s supposed to be if you’re not from that culture, per se?

[applause]

You’ve just got to open up a couple eyes, and it lets you appreciate a person’s experience, and whatever’s clever and open up the door. If you watch 106th and Park right now, it’s very young, you know what I mean? Very, very young and very wack.

Audience

Oh, stop it.

Slick Rick

I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I guess you n----rs ain’t got perception. [laughs] I’m just fucking with you. The shit’s straight garbage. They’re our kids, we’ve got to support them. They’ve got to eat, they’ve got to follow the rules, and I’m going to tell you there’s rules to this thing, kid. They say you rap on this, you’ve got to rap on it, you know what I mean? You’ve got to make it sound like the joint’s on fire. You’ve seen the award shows. You see what I’m saying, kid? Now, let’s say there was a brother that was in charge of the music industry, what we call the black part of the music industry. What you think he’s going to say? He’s going to be like, “Come on. You’ve got to step it up like James Brown. You’ve got to be like Rick James. You’ve got to step it up. You need soul. You need meat and potatoes.” You know what I’m saying?

[applause]

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Well, that’s certainly what this record and all your recordings have. Usually we do take questions, but I’m told that we do have to wrap things up today, unfortunately, but we’re going to have a little bit extra something right after this. Before we go, let me just say thank you and show your appreciation one more time. The great Slick Rick. Thank you, man.

Slick Rick

Thank you. Thanks, all. No disrespect, just playing.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Thank you for being here. Are we going to take a pause? Rick has got to get ready for tonight, so he’s going to do his thing, and right now we’re actually going to bring in another guest to speak for just a few more minutes. You all know him. He is the ruler of the airwaves of New York City and has been for many years. He is from this very borough, and he’s been so gracious to just take a few minutes today to talk a little bit about hip hop in the Bronx and his experiences, so please welcome Funkmaster Flex. Have a seat, sir. Do you have a microphone there, or do you need one?

Funkmaster Flex

That was so cool, listening to that whole album, to hear Slick Rick’s perspective and what he was thinking about at the time was amazing.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Yeah. That’s what we try to do at these sessions, is just go through the thought process and the creative process of the people and how they did it. Now, you, sir, this is your old stomping ground. You were from the Bronx. Where did you grow up?

Funkmaster Flex

Actually, De Reimer Avenue in the Bronx, which is I guess, northeast. My heaviest influence was the Cold Crush Brothers. Grandmaster Caz, J.D.L., Easy AD, KG, Charlie Chase, Tony Tone, that’s my biggest influence for the music.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

We’re here, we’re celebrating each of the five boroughs. What to you is the essence of the Bronx in terms of hip hop? It’s the foundation, but what else is it to you?

Funkmaster Flex

Without giving up my age, something that was key is kids that were older than me used to play tapes, and we used to hear routines. You used to hear Grand Wizzard Theodore, Fantastic Five. I believe it was the L Brothers at first and the members changed. You’re going to hear me say Cold Crush Brothers a lot today, because for the Bronx, Grandmaster Caz was the first one I ever saw wear a hat like this, and stand a certain way and be the leader, and that was very slick, and he was fly. I used to sneak out to parties, and I didn’t know what Grandmaster Caz looked like, but when I was at a party where they were, you would see each rapper slowly go over and say hi to him, so I knew he was either Melle Mel, Grandmaster Caz, or [Afrika] Bambaataa or something of that sort, so then you’d figure it out. That was what was key for me. I used to go to the Skate Key on Allerton Avenue. How many people have been to the Skate Key roller rink? That was where the artists used to perform, at least that I could go to and I was allowed to go to. This might be ’81, ’82. Once again, I’m not giving up my age, but I was there. The tapes I used to listen to were from the park. I remember 100 Park. I never went. I wasn’t at Valley Park. There was a lot of robberies over there and I didn’t want to get robbed, but Jamaican music ruled the land. I’m Jamaican and my parents are Jamaican, so a lot of people from West Indian heritage gravitated to the northeast Bronx. The Jamaican kids allowed the hip hop to play. When they were tired of the hip hop noise, there was usually a couple shots that rang off and then we’d clear it up. I didn’t know how influential the Bronx was when I was a kid, until you started to ask other people, and then I’d ask a kid from Queens. “There’s this group, the Cold Crush Brothers,” and they’d say something and I was like, “I’ve never heard of them.” They’d say who was from their town, but they knew who was from my town. The DJing aspect was always cool to me. Grandmaster Flash was very cool to me, the way he would throw the record in and the swag that he had. People always talk about Melle Mel, but I want to say it was Cowboy, who passed away, just his swag, and that wasn’t the word we used back then, but cool, his cool or what he was about. Those guys were who I looked up to and who I wanted to be like.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

How do you put it into terms that people who weren’t there can sort of understand, the level of importance that these guys were? As an example, who would be a Flash or a Caz? They were superstars to you guys.

Funkmaster Flex

The equivalent of when you see Puffy come in a room, if you saw one of these guys, or Jay Z. I always compare a record to “It’s All About the Benjamins,” to me, back then. I think a neighborhood celebrity, that you could touch, reach out and touch and see, was important, and that’s what... everybody just did it. I just wanted people to know I DJed. I didn’t care if I made a penny. I didn’t care, I just wanted somebody to say to me, “You DJ, right? You DJ?” That’s all I wanted, and that’s what those guys fought for. They weren’t fighting really to make records and record deals. Look, Busy Bee, Bambaataa and Jazzy Jay was very talented. There used to be a club on Gun Hill Road called the T Connection, and Ritchie Tee I think used to do the sound system. I was never there. I just had the tapes. I don’t want to come up here and start lying. I just had the cassette tapes, but that’s how I look at pioneers, you know how like you have a baseball card or an important baseball card? If you had tapes of crews and what crews were important, it was your hot commodity. Cold Crush was a hot commodity, and that’s what you traded. Is everyone in here originally from the Bronx? Who’s originally from the Bronx? I’m going to tell you how this used to work. On Thursday, you used to ask someone, “Where’s Cold Crush Brothers playing?” If you had a boombox, you always had to have the latest Cold Crush tape, and people always knew who did not have the latest Cold Crush tape. The person who had the latest was the coolest n----r on the block for that weekend, because you had the new routine, the fresh Duracell’s in the boombox, and you were the man. It’s still that concept now, like having the new Nike’s or whatever. It was about the new Cold Crush tape, and the reason why is just they were the flyest, and that was what you patterned after. I told you you’re going to hear that name a lot from me tonight, man. That’s what I grew up on.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

What was your first jam like, when you got to finally get out there and play for the neighborhood?

Funkmaster Flex

What was the street? It must have been like Murdock Avenue, I went to school over there. Slick Rick was talking about a record called “Impeach the President,” and that was a hot record because, when the Cold Crush was setting up, the DJ would always rub that record, so you would always associate it with, “Oh, my God, something’s going to happen.” “Impeach the President” was a hard record to get on vinyl, so since I had the record, you were allowed to kind of get... like if a kid had turntables, I would mention that I’ve got “Impeach the President.” That got you like a [carte blanche]. “OK, I’m going to go into the house.” Sometimes there was four or five MCs, so if you start cutting up and you’re catching it on time, then if an MC grabs the mic, that means you’re official. It was about DJing for MCs when I grew up, and the party thing did come afterwards. When I was growing up, DJing for the MCs was cool and being on the radio was corny. That’s what I wanted to do. I wanted to have MCs. I wanted to be Jam Master Jay, becomes Funkmaster Flex. I used to carry records for Chuck Chillout, who was a legendary DJ from the Bronx, and he was on 98.7 KISS at the time. I used to drive him around, and if you were the driver, you were guaranteed to hit all clubs. I used to drive Chuck Chillout, hoping... is Chris Lighty here? Where’s Chris Lighty? Did he leave? He could tell this story. I hung out, I drove Chuck Chillout all week, so I could go to a club called Latin Quarter. Not the Latin Quarter on 96th Street. It was in Manhattan, it was in the 40s, and Red Alert used to play there. Red Alert used to have on burgundy Lee’s, suede Adidas, a T-shirt. His hair was cut perfectly, and he had on jewelry. This to me was the epitome of fresh. I’m sorry, he had on shell toe Adidas with the burgundy stripe. I remember it well. This particular club was where you saw Eric B. and Rakim. I want to tell the story right. There was a club before that that Red had. It was called the Roxy, where Bambaataa and him used to play. That’s one thing, but Latin Quarter, I don’t know if anyone here has ever been to the Tunnel nightclub. I patterned that whole thing off of Latin Quarter. Chris here, Chris Lighty used to be there too. It was a club where you could see the rappers, and their jewelry was glistening. I used to see Dana Dane. I saw Slick Rick coming in one time with so many jewels. It was so amazing to me. Red Alert was playing these records, but it was just something about that room, man. When he’s rubbing those records, and those artists are coming in and they’re going in to him and saying what’s up, at the time I was working at the Marriott, frying french fries and cooking burgers. I used to try to get off there early to go to the Latin Quarter. Everyone’s aware who KRS-One is, right? I saw KRS-One battle Melle Mel, which was amazing. I saw KRS perform another time, and Biz Markie... KRS-One was on the bill, and Biz Markie got on the stage and said, “That was great, but I’m going to be here next week,” and threw on “Nobody Beats The Biz,” and started dancing, and sent that place so crazy. I patterned my whole movement off of the Latin Quarter. It was about trying to get in free, girls trying to see you get in free, because then they’ll think you’re somebody, even though you’re a biscuit. Then you have to get to the bar and hopefully have a drink ticket, because you had no money, because money you had in your pocket was to get the car out the lot. That whole experience. I saw MC Serch in there. Are people familiar with who MC Serch is? 3rd Bass? He sold four million, five million records. This guy was a different type of biscuit in Latin Quarter. Chris, do I lie or not? Listen. Listen, I was a bigger biscuit than him. Remember, I’m in there smelling like cheeseburgers and fries, so I’m not even on his biscuit level. I’m carrying records and that’s it. It’s unfortunate that there’s no video, I don’t think, of this place, but there’s photos, right? Paradise was key. Every rapper. Eric B. used to drive a Rolls Royce. Listen, I know there’s people out here right now with the Phantom’s and all of that. He was driving a Rolls Royce back then, ’86, and it was parked in front, roped off. Rakim never came out, it was always Eric B. The biggest star I ever seen come in there was DMC at the time when “My Adidas” was out, and he was standing in the booth. The whole nightclub stared at him the whole night, and they never... it didn’t matter. That was what was instrumental for me. That was my life, after that club. I knew that’s what I wanted to do. I want to do this. I want to be like Red Alert. I want to be in the booth and I want to play music, and the Tunnel, my dream came true. That was my chance to have my Latin Quarter.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

If anything, what did you pattern your radio show after?

Funkmaster Flex

I’m like Chuck Chillout, Red Alert, Marley, Mr. Magic. I’m a very big Kid Capri fan. Everyone is aware of who Kid Capri is, right? I don’t have to break that down for you? Kid Capri is the greatest DJ to ever touch down on Earth, ever.

[applause]

OK? OK. All of those people, I was listening to and admiring. I never had hate in my blood when I was coming through, right, Chris? You know how some people are envious. I was amazed to see Kid Capri and Red Alert. I never thought I’d make it. I never even figured what it would be like to make it. I never figured what it would be like to have more than a hundred dollars in my pocket. I just loved what they did, so that’s who I patterned afterwards.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

What do you want people to take out of this talk here tonight, as far as the Bronx, as far as just everything we’ve heard tonight, from you, from Rick?

Funkmaster Flex

The Bronx is sometimes overlooked, because sometimes we’re not always current with the artists of the moment all the time. There’s a lot of artists that came out of the Bronx, but people always scream Brooklyn. But Brooklyn is like 50 times bigger than the Bronx, so of course there’s going to be more rappers out of Brooklyn. People never do the math. Kool Herc is instrumental, from the breakbeats and what things came about. Man, if there’s anything I can say about the Bronx, it’s always remember the person, not so much taking the break to the beginning, but finding a funky break, was Kool Herc. I mean, am I saying this right, Chrissie? He’s unknown to man. There was always people who were a little bit prior, but they didn’t have that vision. Kool Herc was proud to make noise and be noticed with a particular breakbeat. I know there’s some young people in here that probably know me for just playing Lil’ Wayne records, but prior to that, prior. That was what I was about and what it was about and what it went to, and so if there’s anything I want people to remember about the Bronx, it’s that Kool Herc liked something, and it’s where it is today.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Anybody who was here earlier, it’s still what you’re about. You were rocking breakbeats, double copies, back and forth here for everybody.

Funkmaster Flex

Once again, I know sometimes you hear me on that box and I’m like maybe playing records back and forth, but I’m nice when I set. When it comes to rubbing and getting it in, it’s something. I was going to say, I would listen to the Slick Rick album, like “Lick The Balls.” I know that sounds just crazy. Pause. The record he’s scratching in the hook, “Kool is Back,” with the “Ooh, so fine.” Who made that? Howard Johnson, “So Fine.” The fact that he’s scratching that in the hook back then, when that record dropped, was sending the place... that “Kool is Back,” that was hip hop at its finest. Some of the records that Slick Rick was saying was album filler, man. “Teacher, Teacher,” that loop was what it was in the club. [sings] If you was a DJ and you couldn’t catch that, you was getting booed out of the club. He had another record that he said was album filler for him which we had sampled, scratching.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

“Let’s Get Crazy”?

Funkmaster Flex

Right. Yeah, scratching, Jazzy Jay made that record legendary. For Slick Rick, it’s just natural to him, it’s not just his lyrics that makes that record so crazy. It’s the fact that he was injecting every piece of the moment, from talking about clothing, the samples he was using and the storytelling, and even the robberies, because in Latin Quarter, that was what you was afraid of, man. You did not want to get robbed in front of no one you knew. Anybody here from Brooklyn? Brooklyn was so legendary and ornery when they came in the club, making it be known. You just didn’t want a problem, and look, Slick Rick’s a cool cat, and he’s talking about he didn’t want to get robbed. Once you went to Manhattan, that’s what you thought about. But if people could remember Kool Herc, it would be a great thing.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Yeah, I hope so. Do you want to take a question or two? Is that cool?

Funkmaster Flex

Oh, I’d love to. Anybody have a question?

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Can we get one or two questions before we wrap up with Flex, because he’s got to get going.

Funkmaster Flex

Stand up, I couldn’t hear you.

Audience member

 [inaudible]

Funkmaster Flex

Was that David Letterman?

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

The radio promo.

Funkmaster Flex

“Hard to get a ticket.” Who’s the young lady that used to dance on... a Spanish girl? She used to dance. Who was before Jennifer Lopez? Rosie Perez. Rosie Perez had came to The Palladium the night before she went to David Letterman. She was on the show and she had said, “Yeah, I went to The Palladium, and it was on Funkmaster Flex’s night,” and he was like, “Oh, sure. Bet it’s hard to get a ticket to that one,” but he was really clowning me. Someone had sent it to me, and then I edited it. This had to be when I first got on the radio, and then that lives today. That’s 20 years ago. Yeah, 20 years ago. I hold a title in this town, yes. That’s it, right there.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Anybody else? One more?

Audience member

Do you ever dance?

Funkmaster Flex

I’m sorry? If I ever dance? Anyone who becomes a DJ, it’s because you can’t dance. [laughter] I’m dead serious. DJing is always like the fourth or fifth choice. You try the microphone in the mirror and you’re like, “Damn, this ain’t working.” Then you try to breakdance and spin, “Damn, this ain’t working either.” You work down the line, and then you go, “Damn, this frickin’ thing right here with the spinning, I’ll just do that.” That, I could do, and then you’ve got to learn to throw on the right records, but I never could dance. I was big on Rock Steady. Let’s not worry about my age, but the second time around, which was ’83 ’84, because it was early ‘80s and then it was like again, when it became big in every video, like when you watch the Herbie Hancock video, I believe, it’s in it. Dancing, to be honest, the MCing and the dancing, I hope I’m saying this right, Chris held the same weight, back in the days. It’s only now it’s not at the forefront anymore, but that was equal weight. Usually, when someone was rocking the mic, there was someone dancing, or a crew battling.

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Anyone else? One more, last one. Last call. You’ve got it.

Audience Member

[inaudible]

Funkmaster Flex

Chris, help me with this. Chris got me a couple of those checks. I’m going to be honest about those. Do you want me to be honest? Want to be honest today, Chris? He wants to say, “If there’s one day this n----r’s going to be honest, be honest today,” right? I never really enjoyed making the albums. I was always about marketing and promotion, and I always wanted to be known out of state and not just local. At the time, that was the best way to do it, which was albums, because the label would then market you out of state, other countries. You’d do videos, you’d go do publicity. I hated being in the studio. I hated the room, I hated being in there, it drove me nuts, to be in there 20 hours. It didn’t really reflect me. Right, Chris? It was all right. I sold a lot of albums. I had a couple platinum, a couple gold, so a lot of people ask me how come I don’t do it anymore. The radio was always my love. That was always the thing that I loved the most, and to put those albums out were always at holiday time, so I’d have to leave my family and then kind of travel to go promote it, so I’m done with those, forever. I like making mixtapes sometimes, and kind of toss them out there, let people have them, and the game has changed. Slick Rick talked about a lot of things today, and it’s hard to always keep doing the same thing you’re doing. It’s hard, so you have to do things and reinvent and try to make moves and try to do different things, so I didn’t want to stay there too long. I had about six albums. I didn’t want to stay there too long. You know, I’m into the cars. If anybody is here and you’re thinking about the music business, it’s a great business, but I keep referring to Chris Lighty because Chris Lighty has had ten different careers and, I’m sorry, fifteen. I don’t want to shortchange you today, man. I don’t want to shortchange you, Chris. I’m not here 20 years later because I’ve been doing the same thing. You have to reinvent yourself, and you don’t necessarily have to go with the times, but you have to figure out how you get your niche. I’m sure there’s people who have never heard me on the radio, but you might follow me on Twitter or you might go to my website, or you might have come to a car show tour I’ve done or a party. Twenty years ago, I could say something on the radio and you’d hear it in L.A., you’d hear it everyplace. I’m not afraid to say in this room, the radio is not really considered the coolest thing anymore. It’s an avenue to hear music, it has its place. I’ve created a website where I get a million visitors a month and 8 million page views, and for you digital guys, you know what I’m talking about, and a Twitter page where I can speak to 300,000 people, with the radio. The game has changed a lot, so for those of you who are thinking about getting into the business, you have to think of it from all angles, from digital to being creative to being talented at doing what you’re doing. If you make music, the days of rhyming and giving out a tape and hopefully getting signed are gone. It’s paying that attention to yourself and making it happen, so I just thought that I would share that, because you triggered me when you said how come I don’t make the albums anymore.

[applause]

JEFF “CHAIRMAN” MAO

Funkmaster Flex.

Funkmaster Flex

Thank you, Jeff.

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